Silly Quotes

1456 quotes by 1050 authors

These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott. — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Clarabelle laughed like she'd just heard the funniest thing ever. "Of course you HOPE you won't die, Valkyrie! Who would HOPE to die? That's just… — Derek Landy
How will we get back up?" I worried. "I have a different route in mind for our return trip." "Does it involve stairs?" I asked… — Karen Marie Moning
Pick-a-lock, Pick-a-lock, you'll regret the day, When you took a mouse thief and locked him away, Silly cat, look at that, it's two for one,… — Brian Jacques
A writer, or at least a poet, is always being asked by people who should know better: â€œWhom do you write for?â€ The question is,… — Wystan Hugh Auden
It is possible to be a fan of reality TV, talent shows and bubblegum pop and still have a brain. You will also see that… — Stephen Fry
When we reached the beach, Leif fell to his knees with a dramatic cry. "Solid ground! I'll never take you for granted again." "Are you… — Maria V. Snyder
Isn't it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up? — Sean Covey
His gaze was a lot steadier than her heartbeat. â€œSheâ€™s the reason for those whispered phone calls I used to overhear, isnâ€™t she?â€ â€œDonâ€™t be… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
So he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its… — Derek Landy
I know that sometimes when you are really worried about something, it ends up not being nearly as bad as you think it will be,… — Laura Moriarty
I had never seen the jungle. They fed me behind bars from an iron pan till one night I felt that I was Bagheera -… — Rudyard Kipling
It is silly not to hope, besides I believe it is a sin." The Old Man and the Sea — Ernest Hemingway
The Silly Putty-like malleability of the institution [marriage], in fact, is the only reason we still have the thing at all. Very few people... would… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Maturity and experience shouldn't stop one from craving silly things like sliding down bannisters. — Lewis Buzbee
Prayer or not, I want to believe that, despite all evidence to the contrary, it is possible for anyone to find that one special person.… — Rachel Cohn
These people you used to see every day, friends or acquaintances, after a while they become as distant as any stranger, people you suddenly recall… — Stephen Dobyns
When pain brings you down, don't be silly, don't close your eyes and cry, you just might be in the best position to see the… — Alanis Morissette
She thinks she knows everything that goes on inside me, and she doesnâ€™t know a thing. What did she want from me â€“ to tell… — Paul Zindel
For a certain kind of person, love begins from something tiny or silly. From something like that or it doesnt begin at all. — Haruki Murakami

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