Silly Quotes

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I know I'm not God, are you? Don't be silly. God? God? Everybody's God? Don't be silly. — Allen Ginsberg
We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or… — Russell Brand
i wish the whole world was dead serious about food instead of silly rockets and machines and explosives using everybody's food money to blow their… — Jack Kerouac
I wonder if Effie will still be wearing that silly pink wig, or is she'll be sporting some other unnatural color especially for the Victor… — Suzanne Collins
Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate. — Nick Harkaway
Oh, talking is not so bad as that," said the Jester. "True, most people say only silly things when they speak. But it's easier to… — Pseudonymous Bosch
As you grow older you will discover that the most important things that will happen to you will often come as a result of silly… — Chaim Potok
Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! — Groucho Marx
Walter Plinge said: "You know she asked me a very silly question Mrs Ogg! It was a silly question any fool knows the answer!" "Oh,… — Terry Pratchett
Miss Edmunds was one of his secrets. He was in love with her. Not the kind of silly stuff Ellie and Brenda giggled about on… — Katherine Paterson
Does your ma know you're this silly?" she demanded tartly. He nodded, comically sad. "The few gray hairs she has on her head are my… — Tamora Pierce
When you're walking home at night, do you even get creeped out and even though it's silly and embarrassing you just want to run home?"… — John Green
He was not such a special person. He loved to read very much, and also to write. He was a poet, and he exhibited me… — Jonathan Safran Foer
GENTLE READER: You, sir, are an anarchist, and Miss Manners is frightened to have anything to do with you. It is true that questioning the… — Judith Martin
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream. — George W. Bush
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning? — George W. Bush
Everybody knows there is no such thing as normal. There is no black-and-white definition of normal. Normal is subjective. There's only a messy, inconsistent, silly,… — Tori Spelling
Youâ€™re not making my mistakes, Bella. You sound like youâ€™re scared silly, and Iâ€™m guessing itâ€™s because youâ€™re afraid of me. — Stephenie Meyer
I was a slave to something he believed to be silly and superstitious: the idea that all life was worth defending and that nothing justified… — Rick Yancey
The pictures of me on the Internet were silly, inappropriate shots. I appreciate all the support of my fans, and hope they understand that along… — Miley Cyrus

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