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Short Quotes by Christopher Moore
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
- If they'd been dogs, they would have all been in the yard eating grass and trying to yak up whatever was making them feel so…
- Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
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- We should remember it wasn't so long ago that confidence in New York was in short supply. — Michael Bloomberg
- Life is too short to live that way. Learn to travel light. Every morning when you first get up, forgive the people… — Joel Osteen
- In short, all things that please the natural man in this world, are, to a true Christian, only so many crosses and… — Johann Arndt
- Among those whose reputation is exhausted in a short time by its own luxuriance are the writers who take advantage of present… — Samuel Johnson