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- Man I hate when I see some girls walk around like there better then everyone else walkin around with boob jobs and shit acting like…
- Me: why am I still single ? brain: you're weird as shit. body: and you're fat. face: plus you're pretty ugly. food: I'm here for…
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- Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great… — Ernest Hemingway
- Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart… — Good Will Hunting
- I'm still an artist. I'm never gonna do a shit movie, because I've got my modeling to support me. — Milla Jovovich
- I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able… — Michael Moore
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's… — Mitch Hedberg
- I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can't nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got… — Toni Morrison