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Les Dawson has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She…
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The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
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I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
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I know my name will always be linked with women.
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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that,…
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Think of it as the Doorway of No Return. The feeling must be that your lead character, once she passes through, cannot…
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"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I…
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My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
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I have always felt that a woman has the right to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity until, perhaps, she…
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The fate of peoples is made like this, two men in small rooms. Forget the coronations, the conclaves of cardinals, the pomp…
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We're on the other side of the fence now, Lena,' she says, tiredly, as she passes. "Don't you get it? You can't…
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My studies have shown that the process of falling into mature love happens in four steps. When you meet a woman, you…
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What is important is that you should know reality. You should know exactly what is right and what is wrong. For that,…
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Yo mamma so fat that when she passes by the tv I miss like 3 episodes.
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Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out!
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