Shave Quotes

146 Shave quotes by 134 unique authors

In New Mexico, he always awoke a young man, not until he arose and began to shave did he realize that he was growing older.… — Willa Cather
I had to delegate authority to the people on my staff. That means you shave away the hierarchy. — Jurgen Klinsmann
As we shave it happens that we cut ourself with the razor blade; this does not mean that we must not shave in the morning… — B.K.S. Iyengar
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me. — Peta Wilson
When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room, he… — Rich Lowry
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't. — Gabriel Macht
I don't shave when I'm not working. — Darren Criss
I always saw myself as really ugly. My father even told me I was ugly because I would shave my head and look like a… — Asia Argento
If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore. — Casey Abrams
When I finish a film, I like to drastically change my appearance. I get sick of looking at the same thing in the mirror for… — Ethan Embry
The human species is often amazingly inventive and industrious but at the same time profoundly lazy. It's very clear that we humans don't like to… — Charles Petzold
Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back. — Paul Heyman
I don't wear ties to work. And I don't shave. — Mark T Bertolini
As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow… — Chris Pratt
Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee,… — H. L. Mencken
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed… — Bill Cosby
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell
I've always wanted to shave my head for a role because I've wanted to play a character who had a shaved head. I don't know… — Elisha Cuthbert
I shave my body in all kinds of ways, wear tons of eyeliner and dye my hair pink. — Beth Ditto
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' — Mitch Hedberg
I want to play a character I've never been before-a crazy serial killer like Charlize Theron in Monster. I'd love to have to shave my… — Jennifer Lawrence
Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like. — Bai Ling
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger.… — James McAvoy
When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks… — Christopher Meloni
I shave my legs twice a week. It's hard the first time you do it. But I'm very lazy. For a team photo in December… — David Millar

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