Shave Quotes

146 Shave quotes by 134 unique authors

I think I'm a realist. Which people who don't like me consider to be pessimism. It isn't pessimism at all. If I was a pessimist… — Steven Morrissey
Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking… — Amy Hempel
The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run… — C S Forester
The idea that God’s mercy is connected to whether or not I shave is ludicrous and I need to just trust myself, and that, you… — Matisyahu
You can't grow a beard if you shave — Unknown Author
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
This is sad. I just think it’s a little ridiculous we are still only looking at the surface of one another. Red hair? Blue hair?… — Hayley Williams
The question is, when so many others cut corners, shave the truth, self-deal, believe in the fast buck, and follow the crowd along the low… — Price Pritchett
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides… — Elwyn Brooks White
If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his… — Benjamin Franklin
Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get… — Alton Brown
Horses and jockeys mature earlier than people - which is why horses are admitted to racetracks at the age of two, and jockeys before they… — Unknown Author
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time… — Dave Barry
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message? — Steve Aylett
Food is one part. Love is another part. I cut their hair, I give them a shave, I give them bath. For them, to feel… — Narayanan Krishnan
I didn't even know how to shave at 15. — Paul Azinger
Don't shave, don't shower, don't care. Be really stinky and wear the same clothes every day. I think what makes a man sexy is not… — Gwen Stefani
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he… — Mitch Hedberg
If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody screws… — Molly Harper
The surgical nurses were right. Theo Buchanan was gorgeous.. and sexy as hell. But none of that should matter. She was his physician, nothing more,… — Julie Garwood
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that.… — Madonna Ciccone
I won't wear fur - never, ever. I'm an animal lover. I wouldn't even wear faux fur. I prefer to go the cheap route and… — Bonnie Hunt
We need conservatives that can accept gays, and then we need hippies that can shave and bathe. — Patton Oswalt
And part of the soil is called to wash away In storms and streams shave close and gnaw the rocks. Besides, whatever the earth feeds… — Lucretius
Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a… — Lennart Meri

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