Shave Quotes

146 Shave quotes by 134 unique authors

And this shows that people want to be stupid and they do not want to know the truth. And it shows that something called Occam's… — Mark Haddon
Truth is always stranger than fiction. We craft fiction to match our sense of how things ought to be, but truth cannot be crafted. Truth… — Dean Koontz
I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave. — George R. R. Martin
I'm glad I've been wrong enough to keep in practice. . . You can't avoid it, you've got to learn to handle it. If you… — Larry McMurtry
I could shave my head and wear a sackcloth and still get a whole lot of ghostly wrong numbers. Makes me wonder if there’s some… — Kelley Armstrong
I think the first thing we need to talk about is you not running around in tight T-shirts and yoga pants.” “Fine. I’ll stop doing… — Julie James
A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't… — John Steinbeck
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to… — Woody Allen
I can see myself watching him shave every morning. And at other time I see us in that house and see how one bright day… — Junot Diaz
Anyway, that's how it is! Either they obey the law, or they're expelled!! And make sure they wear their veils correctly..." - "If hair is… — Marjane Satrapi
It's not a date. I bought my own drink and I didn't shave my legs. — Kristin Hannah
He was still dazed, and though she hated to admit it, he was actually rather attractive. If a girl happened to like that square-jaw, bright-blue-eyes,… — Marissa Meyer
Sorry,” she said breathlessly. “I got lost in the crowd.” “I noticed,” he said. “One second I was dancing with you, and the next you… — Cassandra Clare
No one ever taught me how to shave; no one ever sat down to watch a Braves game with me. I paid for Yale myself,… — Unknown Author
I remember the moment when it hit me. I was walking down Amsterdam Avenue on the Upper West Side, and it felt like I was… — Matisyahu
I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it. — Tom Ford
My only writing ritual is to shave my head bald between writing the first and second drafts of a book. If I can throw away… — Chuck Palahniuk
I was going to shave it. It went in two parts. I got a bob first but it kept falling all over my face. Then… — Cathy Freeman
Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series… — Persis Khambatta
The alarm rings 4:45, again at 5, but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower, shave, orange juice, perk my own coffee, hear the news, and… — Charlie Rose
We always have something running in the back of our thoughts. What's running behind yours? Right now I was thinking about how nice his eyes… — Superman
This is me and one o my home girls, Sadley she passed away not so long ago, she was very sweet hearted that we decided… — Levita Brahz
When you stand in front of the mirror with a towel and shave. — Maggie
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch) Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know That… — Hollywood Undead
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley

Who Wrote These Shave Quotes

134 authors contributed a total of 146 Shave Quotes, led by these top contributors: