Shave Quotes

146 Shave quotes by 134 unique authors

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this… — Lawrence Kasdan
There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that… — Hernando Cortes
The best thing about switching from being an actor to being a director is that you don't have to shave or hold your stomach in… — Dick Powell
Daybreak is one of the greatest disadvantages of living under the solar system: It means having to get up almost the very minute you go… — Ogden Nash
A barber learns to shave by shaving fools — Romanian Proverb
Socialism is Bolshevism with a shave — Unknown Author
I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are… — The Situation
The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue… — Chelsea Handler
Sometimes I shave my legs and sometimes I dont. Sometimes I comb my hair and sometimes I wont. — India.Arie
You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll… — Bart Simpson
There are some dudes who pressure her even when she says stop it. Your not a man you are just a boy that can shave… — Jefferson Bethke
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death.... or to be tanned any darker.… — Janelle J
There would be a lot of really nice people saying a lot of nice things. But then I get to the one person who would… — Andrew Garfield
I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind… — Steve Carell
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki
I've found ways to cheat the ageing process. I shave my chest because having it hairy makes me look older. — Ewan McGregor
Apparently, I get facials and manicures all the time. I read this and think, 'Oh, I wish I did that!' I don't think I've had… — Kate Beckinsale
Stupidity is when you shave off your eyebrow and draw it back with an eye pencil — Unknown Author
YOU WILL KNOW THE BARBERS SKILL AFTER SHAVE. — Yssubramanyam
That's pretty potent. Not the cork. Your after-shave. Strong enough to bury anything. But the wine is quite excellent. Although for such a grand meal,… — James Bond
Me:oh....my god *looks over and sees a girl in bed with me* oh my god! *lifts the covers to only see her head* OH MY… — Andrew

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