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• I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows… — George Clooney
• I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. — Donald Trump
• It’s worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life… — David Brooks
• My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with… — Frank Miller
• In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were… — Zach Braff
• Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good… — William H. Macy
• Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. — Michael Reagan
• It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck. — Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
• Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front… — Jacob M. Appel
• When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. — Larry Wall
• Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin
• I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or… — Al Franken

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