Schmuck Quotes

19 quotes by 19 authors

I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on. — George Clooney
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. — Donald Trump
Itâ€™s worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life on Wall Street… — David Brooks
My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with - crimes does… — Frank Miller
In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were as talented as… — Zach Braff
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the… — William H. Macy
Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. — Michael Reagan
Itâ€™s the downside of a family business: anything good is because Iâ€™m somebodyâ€™s son; otherwise, Iâ€™m a schmuck. — Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front of me one… — Jacob M. Appel
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on theÂ % key in vi. — Larry Wall
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin
I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician. This… — Al Franken
I'm not expecting the American literary community to welcome me with open arms. To them I'm just some schmuck kid who wrote some book. — Macaulay Culkin
The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck. — Jonathan Safran Foer
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. — Jack Benny
Clinton's a schmuck. — Abe Vigoda
What am I? A schmuck on wheels? -Morrie — Goodfellas
My mom used to always tell me that you judge other people by how they seem, and you judge yourself by how you really feel… — Ethan Hawke
Better to be king for a night. Than schmuck for a lifetime. — Christopher Mintz Plasse

Who Wrote These Schmuck Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 19 Schmuck Quotes as follows: