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The Eskimos have four hundred words for snow, and the Jewshave four hundred for schmuck.

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We eat as sons and daughters, as families, as communities, as generations, as nations, and increasingly as a globe. We can't stop…
August has passed, and yet summer continues by force to grow days. They sprout secretly between the chapters of the year, covertly…
SADNESSES OF THE INTELLECT: Sadness of being misunderstood [sic]; Humor sadness; Sadness of love wit[hou]t release; Sadne[ss of be]ing smart; Sadness of…
The Torah is the foundational text for Jewish law, but the Haggadah is our book of living memory. We are not merely…
Murdering someone would surely prove that you are capable of killing, but it wouldn't be the most reasonable way to understand why…
Be the instrument playing the sound of your life's passing
I got incredibly heavy boots about how relatively insignificant life is, and how, compared to the universe and compared to time, it…
Animal agriculture makes a 40% greater contribution to global warming than all transportation in the world combined; it is the number one…
When we eat factory-farmed meat we live, literally, on tortured flesh. Increasingly, that tortured flesh is becoming our own.
How would you judge an artist who mutilated animals in a gallery because it was visually arresting? How riveting would the sound…
The more you love someone, he came to think, the harder it is to tell them. It surprised him that strangers didn't…
Everyone is always in need of something that another person can give, be it undivided attention, a kind word or deep empathy.…

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I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows… — George Clooney
I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. — Donald Trump
It’s worth noting that you can devote your life to community service and be a total schmuck. You can spend your life… — David Brooks
My feeling is that the hero has now been defined by phrases like the odious one that we were all raised with… — Frank Miller
In my opinion, one of the biggest drawbacks about Sergio Leone films are the scores composed by Ennio Morricone. If [Leone] were… — Zach Braff
Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good… — William H. Macy
Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. — Michael Reagan
It’s the downside of a family business: anything good is because I’m somebody’s son; otherwise, I’m a schmuck. — Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
Know your load. That's rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins out in front… — Jacob M. Appel
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi. — Larry Wall
Put two things together which have never been put together before, and some schmuck will buy it. — George Carlin
I know that it's probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or… — Al Franken

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