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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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A revised schedule is to business what a new season is to an athlete or a new canvas to an artist.
— Norman Ralph Augustine
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I've been to almost every country in the world, and the most frustrating thing for me has been that my schedule has…
— Andrea Bocelli
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You know, when cameras are rolling, improvisation doesn't feel natural. The pressure is too great. You're on a time schedule. You've got…
— Albert Brooks
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If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.
— Michael Caine
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My schedule goes: wake up, running, exercise, downstairs, running shoes off, then to the shower. That's the Jackie Chan diary.
— Jackie Chan
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I, of course, meditate for two hours every morning. It's part of my schedule; I wake up at 4 a.m. every day…
— Deepak Chopra
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The thing I love most about going on vacation is that I get to leave behind any kind of schedule. My entire…
— Kelly Clarkson
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I'm a soccer mom. I'm T-ball, soccer, karate, homework, keeping them on their schedules. I love being the snack mom, when I…
— Pamela Anderson
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Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy…
— Aziz Ansari
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Being the first Olympic medallist of my country means that I have some obligations and it was a very tough job for…
— Benjamin Boukpeti
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How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time.
— Fred Brooks
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I learned three important things in college-to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given…
— Agnes de Mille
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