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Say Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
- I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my way. Or Ivory-Merchant. Whatever it's called.…
- That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If…
- We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever…
- My brother was torturous, I guess, but in a funny way. He used to say to me, 'I'm giving you a gag order,' then stuff…
- I was talking to my mom the other day, and she called me a weirdo. It was the first time I'd ever heard her say…
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