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I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go…
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Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die.
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Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just…
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High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated and cruel. Girls play…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really,…
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Of course, to avoid getting stuck in that convo with someone you dislike or feel uncomfortable around, don't be passive, be proactive.…
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Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.
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If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.
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God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.
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Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kind to people. 3.Don't get…
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I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for?…
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What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by…
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On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really,…
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I've been training with my mixed martial arts guy as much as I can when I'm back in L.A., so if I…
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I love watching Samuel L. Jackson do anything, but for me, Gary Oldman is the grandmaster of the game.
— Joel Kinnaman
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Samuel L. Jackson is one of the best actors there is.
— Joel Siegel
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Yes well I've done three movies with Samuel L. Jackson, so I've met him a couple of times already. Well, I see…
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Good motherfucking choice, motherfucker! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls…
— Dave Chappelle
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Samuel L. Jackson is truly a guru at what he does. Any man doing seven/eight films a year, you cant tell them…
— Busta Rhymes
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The first person I ever kissed was Samuel L. Jackson in Eve's Bayou, and I learned that once you get passed the…
— Meagan Good
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Versace on my cabin. I use to like rapping. Until I found out I'm Rap game Samuel L Jackson.
— Riff Raff
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