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Robert Schimmel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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I did all the right things in so many tournaments. But like I said, sometimes in sports it just goes the other…
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It's not always easy being her daughter.' I think,' she said, 'sometimes it's hard no matter whose daughter you are.
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Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
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I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things…
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I'm always happy," Sasha said. "Sometimes I just forget.
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He cleared his throat, "Zoe, i think you said you love me." "I did say it. I do love you with all…
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