Refrigerator Quotes

145 Refrigerator quotes by 129 unique authors

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.… — Anchorman
He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use… — Dwight Schrute
Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually. — Peter Griffin
Face-book is like going to the refrigerator; you know nothing is in there, but you check it anyway. — Unknown Author
Y Did the man put his money in the Refrigerator? BEACAUSE HE WANTED COLD-HEARTED CASH! LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOOLOL — I Can`t Even Put A Finger On Uranus LOL TROLOL
Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open — Richie
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet thinking some snacks… — Unknown Author
I never in a million years thought I look over and see Teri Hatcher in my refrigerator! — Rachael Ray
Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that… — Will Ferrell
We Once Had Thing in Common, Now The Only Thing We Share is The Refrigerator. — OFWGKTA
Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and… — Raul Vasquez
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? — Hussein Nishah
OUR REFRIGERATOR IS FULL OF FOOD YET WE SAY WE HAVE NOTHING TO EAT. OUR CLOSET FULL OF CLOTHES YET WE SAY WE HAVE NOTHING… — Walter E. Williams
Life is like a refrigerator, you get what you want out of it and know what consequences may come if you are not moderate of… — Jennifer Amorelli
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one. — Nikhil Saluja
Dreamland's: Man Vs. WILD REFRIGERATOR! Pup tents up! Im rocking the smoke house from the ground up. PURIFIED! Im off the grid! Im your super… — Javaz
Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... Oh, wait a… — Nikhil Saluja
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja
I used to get mad when I would look in the refrigerator and see that it was empty... Now I get mad because I don't… — Cooly Justice
I often find human behavior amusing. Like having a full refrigerator of food to eat yet buying fast food instead. If you learn to conquer… — Stanley Victor Paskavich

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