Refrigerator Quotes

145 Refrigerator quotes by 129 unique authors

Take some very deep breaths," Miranda said. "Relax. Concentrate. Then envision a frosty six-pack and wiggle your pinky." A frosty six-pack. Kylie inhaled. He held… — C.C. Hunter
When you aren't drinking or using drugs or spending lots of money on fancy toys or basking in the glow of fame or working all… — Glenn Beck
Insomnia’s different,” I said. It was hard to explain this to people. “You know the light that comes on when you open the refrigerator door?… — Barbara Kingsolver
Imagine a life-form whose brainpower is to ours as ours is to a chimpanzee’s. To such a species, our highest mental achievements would be trivial.… — Neil deGrasse Tyson
Advertising is in essence simply a means of communication through mass media which is available to anyone who can pay for it. It is, in… — John Treasure
Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out… — Cathy Guisewite
You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator… — Judah Friedlander
I can put together a pretty decent meal from whatever happens to be in the refrigerator and the pantry. I like the challenge of this… — Chang-Rae Lee
Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We had… — Lou Holtz
My mom has a rare talent for being able to open up the refrigerator, and with the peas, the leftover eggs, the cream, the spinach,… — Cote de Pablo
I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. — Jane Krakowski
Over the years, things got so bad between my mother and I, we stopped talking to each other and started communicating by putting Ann Landers… — Judy Gold
I love my refrigerator. — Al Roker
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook
I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when she… — Richard Carmona
The first thing a television viewer realizes when watching a golf tournament is how the sport tends to make one inclined to whisper and avoid… — Peter Alfano
Never pride yourself on knowledge. Remember; even a head of iceberg lettuce knows more than you do. It knows whether or not that light really… — William Blake
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the… — Unknown Author
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes. — ProudLesbian
Q: Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? A: Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in… — Pinho
Every time I come in the kitchen u in the kitchen, in the damn refrigerator eating up all of the food. — Celeste Hartman
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton. — Green Monk
I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refrigerator, blender.... all you do is say what the shit does, and… — Mitch Hedberg
Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to… — Unknown Author
When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said ' you wanna see a… — George Lopez

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