Refrigerator Quotes

145 Refrigerator quotes by 129 unique authors

Books wrote our life story, and as they accumulated on our shelves (and on our windowsills, and underneath our sofa, and on top of our… — Anne Fadiman
And a refrigerator may hold a basket of strawberries, which would be important if a maniac said to you, "If you don't give me a… — Daniel Handler
I have a face like a washrag. I sing love songs and carry steel. I would rather die than cry. I can't stand hounds can't… — Charles Bukowski
I am no theologian. I would not be surprised, however, if Heaven proved to be a cozy kitchen, where delicious treats appeared in the oven… — Dean Koontz
There should be a statute of limitation on grief. A rulebook that says it is all right to wake up crying, but only for a… — Jodi Picoult
Often I feel I go to some distant region of the world to be reminded of who I really am. There is no mystery about… — Michael Crichton
I kept the fingers of my left hand crossed all the time, while on my right-hand fingers I counted anything at all—steps to the refrigerator,… — Mary Karr
Today was a very cold and bitter day, as cold and bitter as a cup of hot chocolate, if the cup of hot chocolate had… — Daniel Handler
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap between the washing… — Chris Cleave
Are you afraid of me? Uh... yes.' The smile stayed fixed in place. 'You should be. You locked me in a refrigerator truck with three… — Janet Evanovich
You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to occasionally urinate in the refrigerator.… — Patrick Rothfuss
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you… — Max Lucado
He said “woman” in the same way I’d say “Mmmmm, yummy chocolate” after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an… — Ilona Andrews
Mr. D, wearing his leopard-skin jogging suit and rummaging through the refrigerator. He looked up lazily. "Do you mind?" Where's Chiron!" I shouted. How rude."… — Rick Riordan
We tried it again and it didn't work out. Sour milk is always sour milk. When something goes bad it stays bad.You don't put sour… — Eric Jerome Dickey
I know what you're thinking," Grandma said into the silence. "Do I have anymore bullets in this here gun? Well, with all the confusion, what… — Janet Evanovich
The kitchen was just as empty, even the refrigerator gone, the chairs, the table--the kitchen cabinets stood open, their bare shelves reminder her of a… — Cassandra Clare
I remember a friend many years ago who had taped a sign to his refrigerator: There's a dream dreaming us. If you try to think… — Natalie Goldberg
I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such… — David Sedaris
I saw you, Walt Whitman, childless, lonely old grubber,poking among the meats in the refrigerator and eyeing the grocery boys. I heard you asking questions… — Allen Ginsberg
His mind’s always on something else. He’d live in a ratty cardigan, and he’s always worrying holes in the pockets of his pants. He can… — Nora Roberts
HOUSE RULES [at the Praetor Lupus Headquarters] No shape-shifting in the hallways. No howling. No silver. Clothing must be worn at all times. ALL TIMES.… — Cassandra Clare
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets. — Demetri Martin
I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on… — Janet Evanovich
No matter your spiritual beliefs, if you hold any, the answer is the same: sometimes, why is not knowable. If you open the refrigerator door… — Augusten Burroughs

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