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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I…
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The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in…
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Ulysses, obviously. It was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.
— Orson Scott Card
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Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn…
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The mob is man voluntarily descending to the nature of the beast. Its fit hour of activity is night. Its actions are…
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love…
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Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
— Dave Barry
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I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle,…
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