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• Animals, even plants, lie to each other all the time, and we could restrict the research to them, putting off the real… — Lewis Thomas
• What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by… — Eugene Mirman
• No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog… — W.C. Fields
• Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall
• I don't think the news department will have to lie down and play dead like it has in the past. By and… — Roone Arledge
• As a teenager in Brooklyn Quentin had often imagined himself engaged in martial heroics, but after this he knew, as a cold… — Lev Grossman
• Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. — Kevin Nealon
• The real heroes are the librarians and teachers who at no small risk to themselves refuse to lie down and play dead… — Bruce Coville
• What am I? Let's just say I won't fetch a stick for you. I won't beg for treats. And, no matter how… — Kelley Armstrong
• My special thing as a kid was to play dead because I thought I was really good at it. When I was… — Daniel Bruhl
• So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored and kept pestering my Dad to go… — Robert Paul
• Crawling from hell Fallen from grace And there is nothing left to take Leaving the past to the grave So we can… — Patience

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