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Robert Schimmel has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Because when you’re laughing, there is no other emotion in that moment except for joy.
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'…
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Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God…
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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried…
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they…
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since…
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady…
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It's my mission to try and give people fighting the disease the same gifts of laughter and a positive attitude I had.…
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I was making love one night with my wife and she said: 'You're in me.' I know where I am, shut the…
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Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids and asteroids called asteroids? Wouldn't it make more sense if it was the other way around? But…
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I'm not ready to die. Period. To begin with, I cannot imagine a future without me in it. Can't do it.
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My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
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My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in…
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A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood.
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The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's…
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What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…
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I have a husband and four rescue dogs. There is no option of no dogs on the bed. This is how I…
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A man once told me that his dog was half pit bull and half Poodle. He claimed that it wasn't much good…
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We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out…
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We only have one dog now. Calamity Jane had to be put down. She was very old, and her medicine no longer…
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My father owned pit bulls when I was young. He sometimes fought them. My brother and a lot of the men in…
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I smell blood. I'm like a pit bull. Once I taste blood I'm on you .. and I'm about to taste blood.
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I think reconciliation is Obama's goal - but the fight with the Republicans is like a fight with pit bulls, they never…
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