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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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There is one thing you have got to learn about our movement. Three people are better than no people.
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Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it.
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People are better inside in your head. When you're longing for them, they're perfect.
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Groundhog Day is a lot like a rock concert but the people are better behaved and there's a groundhog involved,
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I just happen to think people are better off doing something they actually like.
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Some people are better imagined in one's bed than found there in the morning.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Government has a legitimate function, but the private sector has one too, and it is superior. In other words, people are better…
— Cal Thomas
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Market society is a game where you win by making sure other people are better off with you than without you.
— David Schmidtz
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It's very hard to keep your spirits up. You've got to keep selling yourself a bill of goods, and some people are…
— Woody Allen
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Some people are better at handling the limelight than others.
— Richard Price
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