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Parent Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
- When a couple decides to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not…
- Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate in inviolate trust…
- Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
- Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!
- I myself am a parent in a small business. Number of employees: one.
- In a free country, government is a dull and onerous responsibility. It is a parent-teacher conference.
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- The joys of parents are secret, and so are their grieves and fears. — Francis Bacon
- When you're in a relationship you want it to work. My parents did, I did. But we are not taught how to… — Erykah Badu