"Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Fortunately, I'm married to someone who's a pretty excellent parent!"
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Excellent Quotes
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No excellent soul is exempt from a mixture of madness.
— Aristotle
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
— Francis Bacon
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Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.
— P T Barnum
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Men value things in three ways: as useful, as pleasant or sources of pleasure, and as excellent, or as intrinsically…
— Mortimer Adler
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Any health care funding plan that is just, equitable, civilized and humane must - must - redistribute wealth from the…
— Donald Berwick
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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At painful times, when composition is impossible and reading is not enough, grammars and dictionaries are excellent for distraction.
— Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Conviction never so excellent, is worthless until it coverts itself into conduct.
— Thomas Carlyle
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The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should be…
— Chanakya
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I promise to be an excellent husband, but give me a wife who, like the moon, will not appear every…
— Anton Chekhov
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If your attitude toward the world is good, you will obtain good results. If your attitude is excellent, excellent will…
— Earl Nightingale
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My decision to begin research in radio astronomy was influenced both by my wartime experience with electronics and antennas and…
— Antony Hewish
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