"Because of their size, parents may be difficult……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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Pitching is always a weird, difficult thing.
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I really enjoy being single again. I spent a lot of time in a relationship and the nearer we came…
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I tell my students, it's not difficult to identify with somebody like yourself, somebody next door who looks like you.…
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I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It's not as flip, irrelevant and shallow a calling…
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Of all possible subjects, travel is the most difficult for an artist, as it is the easiest for a journalist.
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May it not be that, just as we have to have faith in Him, God has to have faith in…
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Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it…
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Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.
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It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's…
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I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me…
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Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do…
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