"I myself am a parent in a small……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"I myself am a parent in a small business. Number of employees: one."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Business Quotes
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
— Aristotle
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Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
— Aristotle
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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
— Aristotle
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It is clearly better that property should be private, but the use of it common; and the special business of…
— Aristotle
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I don't want to do business with those who don't make a profit, because they can't give the best service.
— Richard Bach
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Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot…
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I don't want to lie. I dislike dishonesty. And I work in Hollywood, a town and a business that relies…
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I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business.
— Chester A. Arthur
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Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as…
— Mary Kay Ash
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Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working…
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Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel…
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People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A…
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