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Out Quotes by Milton Berle
- I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
- Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?
- A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, "Who Should we notify in…
- Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.
- For Christmas the just came out with a battery-operated battery. But the batteries aren't included.
- I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
- My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
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