"I gave my wife a gift certificate for……" — Milton Berle
"I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size."
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- Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you… — Christian Bale
- As an actor, when you encounter a psychopathic personality, you naturally want to make him 'bigger than life,' as the… — Antonio Banderas
- My aunt used to call me light bulb head because my head is small at the bottom and bigger at… — Tyra Banks
- Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more… — Roseanne Barr
- We'd like to think that our music will always be bigger than any one of our individual personalities. — Chester Bennington
- Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. — Aeschylus
- What really turns me on about technology is not just the ability to get more songs on MP3 players. The… — Bono
- I'm not searching for hard news; I'm not a journalist, but I'm interested in pushing to boundaries of where we… — Anthony Bourdain
- Being too thin. Being bigger. I've been criticized for being on both sides of the scale. — Christina Aguilera
- I've been through my highs, I've been through my lows; I've been through the gamut of all things in this… — Christina Aguilera
- I am not a composer of music; I sing pieces which have been written for me which gives me bigger… — Sarah Brightman
- Left-wing politicians take away your liberty in the name of children and of fighting poverty, while right-wing politicians do it… — Harry Browne