"I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate.……" — Milton Berle

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• My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
• Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification.… — Bob Dole
• I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you,… — George Carlin
• You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and… — Edwidge Danticat
• Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his… — Erma Bombeck
• I think if a physician wrote on a death certificate that old age was the cause of death, he'd be… — George Wald
• Small people delight in what they call consistency-that is, it gives them immense pleasure to say that they believe now… — Robert Green Ingersoll
• Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on… — Juan Manuel Santos
• Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as… — Conan O'Brien
• I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like… — Donald Trump
• Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I… — Bill Maher
• I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health… — Bill Maher

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