Gift Certificate Quotes
- Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for… — Erma Bombeck
- Reading is such a personal thing to me. I'd much rather give someone a gift certificate to a bookstore, and let that person choose his… — Erik Larson
- I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle
- I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle
- We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's… — David Letterman
- That whole week, we started to divide things into those two categories: anything or something. A piece of jewelry bougth at a department store: anything.… — David Levithan