Gave My Wife Quotes
- I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size. — Milton Berle
- I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle
- Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger. — Sugar Ray Leonard