Certificates Quotes

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How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President? — James Bovard
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Merely presenting a driver's license or other document based on a birth certificate is not enough for an accurate verification. Biometric verification of identity must… — Bob Dole
I'm tired of hearing about innocent victims. It's fiction, If you live on this planet you're guilty, period, f*** you, next case, end of report.… — George Carlin
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate… — Edwidge Danticat
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your respective mothers before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for… — Erma Bombeck
I think if a physician wrote on a death certificate that old age was the cause of death, he'd be thrown out of the union.… — George Wald
Small people delight in what they call consistency-that is, it gives them immense pleasure to say that they believe now exactly as they did ten… — Robert Green Ingersoll
Right here, in this same headquarters, 52 years ago, the Convention that gave the birth certificate to the war on drugs was approved — Juan Manuel Santos
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous. — Conan O'Brien
I have people that have been studying [Obama's birth certificate] and they cannot believe what they're finding... I would like to have him show his… — Donald Trump
Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just… — Bill Maher
I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama… — Bill Maher
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's… — W.C. Fields
What do Obama and God have in common? Neither has a birth certificate. How do they differ? God does not think he's Obama. — Rush Limbaugh
I don't know where [Obama is from] I don't think he's from where they issue birth certificates â€“ I think he's from Hell. — Glenn Beck
Every photograph is a certificate of presence. — Roland Barthes
The only name on my birth certificate was Henley, no first name. — Rickey Henderson
Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair — Trevor Jones
In medieval times, the Church used to sell 'indulgences' for money. This amounted to paying for some number of days' remission from purgatory, and the… — Richard Dawkins

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