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Other Quotes by Zach Galifianakis
- I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.
- I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.
- That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed to say. If…
- The congressmen and senators used to go have a drink in D.C. They would disagree all day long, but they would find that time to…
- I was talking to my mom the other day, and she called me a weirdo. It was the first time I'd ever heard her say…
- I like to go to really bad movies, during their sixth week, and there's only one other person in the theatre, and I like to…
More Other Quotes
- Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent. Violence appears where power is in jeopardy, but… — Hannah Arendt
- The most perfect political community is one in which the middle class is in control, and outnumbers both of the other classes. — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler… — Aristotle
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- The greatest virtues are those which are most useful to other persons. — Aristotle
- No one would choose a friendless existence on condition of having all the other things in the world. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. — Aristotle
- Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other… — Aristotle
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so… — Richard Armour