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Other Quotes by Tommy Cooper
- I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.
- I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
- Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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