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- Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before…
- Sarah Palin said perhaps the most irresponsible thing I've ever heard any politician say. She said, 'The only thing that stops a bad guy with…
- New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on…
- March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'
- Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only…
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this…
- The NYPD must stop acting like the only thing black people do is run from them and shoot at them. Believe it or not there…
- The only thing I hate worse than prophecy is self-fulfilling prophecy
- Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on…
- The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like…
- What is "martinizing" and why does it only take one hour?
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- Men are only as loyal as their options.
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
More Only Quotes
- Most important thing in life is to keep moving irrespective of the facts that you r hurt u r broken or betrayed… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to tell you… — Superman
- Total loyalty is possible only when fidelity is emptied of all concrete content, from which changes of mind might naturally arise. — Hannah Arendt
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle