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One Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- One time, I drunkenly threw up into a mailbox and yelled First class delivery and now I'm a dad.
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker.
- It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.
- No one has the right to judge you. They might have heard your stories, but they didn't feel what you were going through.
- Text your woman right now out the blue and ask her does she ever think about killing you. If she says NO, she ain't the…
- You gotta make sure your good morning text is nothing like the one's she gets from other dudes. A simple Good morning :) is not…
- Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. the poor king can take only one step at a…
- One of the best feelings is when someone understands you without you having to say anything.
- One of the most influential sources of peace is simply being comfortable with who you really are.
- You should wear a condom on your head because if your gunna act like a dick might as well dress like one.
- No one is smart. We just have different levels of stupidity.
- You know she's the one when you're gonna watch a movie together and instead of popcorn she makes sandwiches.
- I don't have kids but I have two laptops and one of them sucks.
- Leaving hairs on a toilet seat is like a little gift, from one ass to another.
- If I'm a sarcastic asshole around you it's either because I'm comfortable teasing you or I hate you... good luck figuring out which one.
- Whats one thing that all women have in common? They all moan in the same language.
- The nicest thing about problems is everybody has one.
- It's fun to wink at strangers when they're eating a banana to see their reaction until one of them winks back.
- When it comes to masturbating, my hand can be one of the biggest jerks.
- Sometimes I feel like an assassin, especially when pussy is number one on my hit list.
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- You've left a memory no one can steal, but you also left a heartache that no one can heal. — Nishan Panwar
- I learned one most important thing in my life. That nonody in this whole world can understand you correctly. Except yourself. — Anurag Prakash Ray