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Off Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
- On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand…
- I just clipped 2 articles from a current magazine. One is a diet guaranteed to drop 5 pounds off my body in a weekend. The…
- Kids have little computer bodies with disks that store information. They remember who had to do the dishes the last time you had spaghetti, who…
- I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he…
- I see children as kites. You spend a lifetime trying to get them off the ground. You run with them until you're both breathless. They…
- Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
- Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light…
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