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Off Quotes by David Letterman
- Some good news. Finally, President Bush is going to do something about global warming. He became alarmed when another chunk of ice fell off his…
- I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch...
- I got my lips chewed off by a dingo!
- Every year when it's Chinese New Year here in New York, there are fireworks going off at all hours. New York mothers calm their frightened…
- There is no off position on the genius switch.
- President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
More Off Quotes
- When a tradition gathers enough strength to go on for centuries, you don't just turn it off one day. — Chinua Achebe
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- I read a story about some old opera singer once, and when a guy asked her to marry him, she took him… — Janis Joplin
- Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces… — Rick Riordan
- Lights out, take your shirt off. My phone ringing for some work, bird call. Then I take your girl, and swerve off.… — 2 Chainz
- Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on… — Jensen Ackles