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- I know that even now, having watched enough television, you probably won't even refer to them as lepers so as to spare their feelings. You…
- For a while he'd tried molding himself into the tragic Romantic hero, brooding and staring clench-jawed off into space as he composed dark verse in…
- The bat was looking at Theo and Theo was having trouble following his own thoughts.The bat was wearing tiny sunglasses.Ray Bans,Theo could see by the…
- ...as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown…
- Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the…
- Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth…
- I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of…
- Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.
- Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room,…
- Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
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