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- Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
- I want to just take a moment to thank the Teabaggers. Thank you so much for helping us pass health care, for resurrecting the Obama…
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this…
- To those people who say, 'My father is alive because of animal experimentation,' I say, 'Yeah, well, good for you. This dog died so your…
- In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in…
- If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'
- Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
- ...what I love about Ann Coulter is that she's sort of the-she's sort of a version of myself in that she absolutely never pulls a…
- Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
- New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s…
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- Exactly. She does not shine as a wife even in her own account of what occurred. I am not a whole-souled admirer… — Arthur Conan Doyle
- No matter how many times I witness the miracle of someone having their sight restored, I'm still overwhelmed with emotion. When the… — Gabi Hollows