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Tom Arnold has 25 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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People still question my sobriety, my commitment to the program, and that hurts. I take things day by day, and sometimes I…
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My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
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I didn't quit football because I failed a drug test, I failed a test because I was ready to quite football.
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Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.
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To the extent that movies get released, they are generally not big box-office generators. Hollywood is clearly focusing on their holiday releases…
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Kids; 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery
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Women; can't live with em, can't kill em
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Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team…
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The nature of show business is people within the business feel that if someone else fails, they move up a notch.
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Dating is so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me. I told her about it.…
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If you want to make a substantial reduction in your carbon footprint, doing it on your own is virtually impossible, especially if…
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I'd never have sex with anyone until I got that removed.
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Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg...…
— Bill Maher
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.
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I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood.
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I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.
— Robert Muchamore
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Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
— Riff Raff
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There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.
— Justin Bieber
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I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
— Charlie Sheen
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On lady novelists: As artists they're rot, but as providers they're oil wells; they gush. Norris said she never wrote a story…
— Dorothy Parker
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Bruce Lee only played himself. Chuck Norris is a martial artist that does acting. I want to be an actor that does…
— Leo Howard
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Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the…
— John Green
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What was that action? (Aimee) Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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