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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Nobody likes, you know, the ugly parts of politics.
— Barbara Bush
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Nobody likes a child to die or losing an election.
— Barbara Bush
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Strive to be the best you can be...focus, watch, listen, and learn. Try never to be satisfied with 'good enough'...and above all,…
— Robby Naish
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To be an individual is the hardest thing in the world, because nobody likes you to be an individual. Everybody wants to…
— Rajneesh
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You know what the worst part about my drinking is? When I'm drunk I slur. You know, like I say racial slurs.…
— Amy Schumer
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Nobody...likes talking about enforceable international protocols and yet unless there is a real change in attitude, we have to contemplate those very…
— Rowan Williams
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Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.
— John Goodman
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Nobody likes being criticised, particularly by players who will be in Disneyland this summer on their holidays rather than the World Cup…
— Phil Thompson
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When you lose, nobody likes it and you start turning on each other.
— Rajon Rondo
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Nobody likes the bringer of bad news.
— Sophocles
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Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
— Sophocles
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No one likes having offended another person; hence everyone feels so much better if the other person doesn't show he's been offended.…
— Ludwig Wittgenstein
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