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- Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way…
- The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The…
- If a journalist shows a facility for praise he's liable to be offered a job in public relations or advertising and the next thing you…
- America is not a wily, sneaky nation. We don't think that way. We don't think much at all, thank God. Start thinking and pretty soon…
- Wherever there's injustice, oppression, and suffering, America will show up six months late and bomb the country next to where it's happening.
- Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the…
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