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Never Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Never fight an inanimate object.
- Never wear anything that panics the cat.
- Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
- There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
- I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.
- People are always angry at America. They're absolutely certain that America either caused their problems or is deliberately not fixing their problems. But the anger…
- I was never a Democrat. I went from Republican to Maoist and then back again.
- Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all…
- I have never Twittered or Tweeted or even Chirped.
- Love can never be fully explained.
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- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- The chief qualification of a mass leader has become unending infallibility; he can never admit an error. — Hannah Arendt
- Man cannot be free if he does not know that he is subject to necessity, because his freedom is always won in… — Hannah Arendt
- You can never guess or assume what anyone is going to think. — J. J. Abrams
- In 1994, when I went back to Haiti from exile, we established a Commission for Truth and Justice and Reconciliation. I passed… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- You will never do anything in this world without courage. It is the greatest quality of the mind next to honor. — Aristotle
- I have nothing against 3-D in theory. But I've also never run to the movies because something's in 3-D. — J. J. Abrams
- The soul never thinks without a picture. — Aristotle