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Needs Quotes by David Letterman
- I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect…
- I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the…
- I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their…
- Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
- Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out…
- Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk…
- President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
- Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things…
- President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the…
More Needs Quotes
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to swallow them… — Paul Auster
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- You teach best what you most need to learn. — Richard Bach
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey