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• Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?
• Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits.
• You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of cornershop piss at…
• A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
• I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day.
• When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now…
• You know it's a sad day when your child looks at you and asks 'Daddy, are these organic?'
• If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a…

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