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Karl Pilkington has 177 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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If I had a choice about going to a meeting at a studio or changing a nappy, I'd choose the nappy.
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What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten…
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Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
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Our noses are broad, our lips are thick, our hair is nappy-we are black and beautiful!
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Care, mad to see a man sae happy, E'en drouned himsel amang the nappy.
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I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing.
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Who I was was not acceptable to black L.A. youth: the way I spoke and my sense of humor. Everybody else had…
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I think I have a mental nappy attitude.
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I have a very nappy, curly head.
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Naw, it ain't went nowhere like havin hair with stylin gel in it. Throw a curl in it. Dread that nappy shit…
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I'm T-Pain, You Know Me... Konvict Music nappy boy oh wee.
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I was with a group called the Nappy Headz. We had a song called Robbery it was like a redo of Khias…
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