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My Wife Quotes by Bob Monkhouse
- My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof…
- I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
- I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
- With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
- My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
More My Wife Quotes
- In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief. — Christian Bale
- I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three… — Don Adams
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. — John Barrymore
- My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. — John Barrymore
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to… — Jack Benny
- My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill
- I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've… — Bono
- U2 was involved in Live Aid, and I ended up going to Ethiopia and working there for some time with my wife,… — Bono
- I think any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... I mean, you gotta draw the line somewhere as… — Tom Brady
- I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife. — Jeff Bridges
- My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in. — Jeff Bridges