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Wife Quotes by Bob Monkhouse
- My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof…
- I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
- I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
- I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
- With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
- My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
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